Kim Jong-Un Joins Trump 2020 Campaign
Kim Jong Un’s wants Donald Trump to win the 2020 presidential election and secure a second term in power, according to sources. Failing that, the Supreme Leader [...]
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Whining to Congress might save the Wine
On January 14th, the Trump administration will impose a 100 percent tariff on European luxury goods including handbags, cosmetics, cashmere sweaters and wine. Sound the alarm. [...]
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Scarcity of Veterans Fuels WW3
The Third World War hype-train has left the station after touted Iranian Napoleon, Qasem Soleimani, was killed receiving a projectile dosage of his own medicine in [...]
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Cue the Impeachment Parties (but only if they’re happening in Wine Caves)
Peaches haven’t been so relevant since Timothée Chalamet shagged one in Call Me By Your Name. Note: why was that scene so much more erotic than [...]
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Knowledge is Deportation
The US DOH (Department of Homeland Security) is in hot water as it’s been funding a fake university to attract illegal immigrants. Those who applied were [...]
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What Kinda Stunt Are You China Pull?
The headline of this article is illegal in China as the Chinese government banned wordplay in 2014. Sadly, China has been on a downhill trip on [...]
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Master-debaters
Twelve angry men and women from the US Democratic party crowded the stage Tuesday night at Otterbein University in Westerville, Ohio. They were there to master-debate, [...]
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Oops, He Did It Again
Every three days or so, Twitter blows up, and every newspaper editor can head home as the first, second and third page can be filled with [...]
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Anti-Vax Protests Hit Fever Pitch
Anti-vaccination protests in California have risen to fever pitch after a crack-down on non-vaccinated children gaining admission to schools. Personal and religious beliefs have now been [...]
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GOP Sets Fire to AOC Because Socialism.
If you follow American politics your eyes were probably peeled to a screen last night watching the Democratic debate that was on in Houston, Texas. [...]
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