Love: For Islanders Only.
Unless you’re one of the 6 million (!) people who thinks that a Louis Vuitton bag is culture and don't [...]
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Teenage intern discovers new planet: Welcome to Wolftopia
A teenager who was interning at NASA discovered a new planet on his third day of work. No word yet [...]
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Weinstein Trial: Man who argues that he is an advocate for women faces rape charges
A little over two years ago, everyone learned almost all their favorite actors were perverts. Since then, a lot has [...]
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Scrounger’s Dominos
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have announced their departure from their role as ‘senior royals’ and an intention to spend [...]
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Whining to Congress might save the Wine
On January 14th, the Trump administration will impose a 100 percent tariff on European luxury goods including handbags, cosmetics, cashmere [...]
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Ghosn ghosts an entire country
Carlos Ghosn is a French-Lebanese-Brazilian businessman who fled Japan to Lebanon via Turkey while out on bail. Talk about an [...]
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Squirrel Sex is Suddenly a Grey Area
The good news: male birth control has arrived. The bad news: it’s only for squirrels. Researchers are planning to spread [...]
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He’s Cheddar Off Without Them
Everything you learned from the film 'Ratatouille' is true (except the cooking rat part). French food reviewers are snooty and [...]
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Bearmaggedon
Keepers at the Synervr National Nature Park in Ukraine have noticed that their bears appear to be suffering from insomnia. In [...]
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ToTok or not ToTok, that is the question
ToTok is an Emirati messaging app that the UAE government is secretly using to spy on people. (You know, [...]
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