♫On the third day of Christmas Boris said to me, three household mixings♫
Boris Johnson as well as the other leaders of the UKs devolved nations have decided that from the 23rd to [...]
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Night of the living mink
Zombie-mink are rising from the dead in Denmark and threatening to spread a new and mysterious mutant coronavirus. Some months [...]
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Matt Hancock wants you to be one of his sims
In this technological age, where our fridges can write our shopping lists and social media algorithms are designed to predict [...]
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Vaccination Nation
Once again, Russia have proven themselves to be true world leaders at the frontlines of progress and innovation. In a [...]
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It just gets worse for students
It’s been a rough year for Covid Class of 2020 what with the closure of schools, universities, social spaces, and [...]
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Beat Around the Bush
Politics has gotten stranger and stranger these days. The current president communicates primarily through incoherent tweets. His would be challenger [...]
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Don’t Mask, Don’t Tell
The UK government recently spent £150 million on face masks that do not do the one thing face masks are [...]
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Killer Cola
Coca-Cola, the world’s most famous drink after God’s own H2O, is (…drumroll please) full of sugar and will make you [...]
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Tik Tok-ed Off
The US Government is investigating the alleged security threat posed by the social media company, Tik Tok. Because there’s nothing [...]
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Rush-in to Space Warfare
Russia is working on a secret space weapon that allegedly may be able to shoot down satellites. Because they didn’t [...]
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