Author: Noah Eastwood

Noah's a kamikaze satirist. Since being appointed Editor-In-Chief of On The Fence News, he now has only himself to moderate and tone-down his work. God help us all.
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EU leaders reunited

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An EU summit has entered its third day today after commencing in person for the first time since the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic. EU bosses [...]
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Facebook plays itself

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We’ve already looked at how Facebook is losing friends faster than J.K. Rowling on a Twitter spree as advertisers flee from the platform in an effort [...]
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Back >> To >> Boozing

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Pub culture is alive and kicking again in the UK after its some 60,000 public houses were reopened last weekend. The only catch is that drinking [...]
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The hero we need

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Facebook is set to enter a $76 million sales slump after some 90 advertisers boycotted the social media network in protest of its failure to deal [...]
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Pay up (or drop out)

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EU students studying in the UK will no longer be entitled to government loans after 2021 and will lose their ‘home’ status. But let’s face it, [...]
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Britain can’t find rich friends

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Remember all those exciting new trade deals we were promised in exchange for leaving the European Union, one of the richest trading areas in the world? [...]
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North Korea – the psycho ex-girlfriend

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Having become bored with the international climate, Kim Jong Un has understandably blown something up. Like the crazy mistress from Fatal Attraction, the North seems desperate [...]
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Zooming into controversy

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Everyone’s using Zoom. From Queen Elizabeth II to Singaporean judges sentencing people to death for chewing gum. It’s precisely because of this massive user base that [...]
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Edward Colston’s big splash

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Every once in a while, we're reminded that grand statues should probably be made of recyclable materials. After Saddam Hussein, Mussolini, Pinochet and Colonel Ghaddafi, the [...]
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