Author: Noah Eastwood

Noah's a kamikaze satirist. Since being appointed Editor-In-Chief of On The Fence News, he now has only himself to moderate and tone-down his work. God help us all.
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Noah Eastwood
Politics Society
by Noah Eastwood

Night of the living mink

By Noah Eastwood
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Zombie-mink are rising from the dead in Denmark and threatening to spread a new and mysterious mutant coronavirus. Some months ago, the Danish government discovered that [...]
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Noah Eastwood
Columns Culture
by Noah Eastwood

Borat’s lost all the magic

By Noah Eastwood
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Like many others, I was bitterly disappointed not to have seen Rudy Giuliani nude in the Borat reboot Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bride to [...]
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Noah Eastwood
Politics
by Noah Eastwood

Ol’ bait and switch

By Noah Eastwood
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The UK has quietly changed the infamous withdrawal agreement agreed by the Johnson government in January to allow for Britain to exit the block and override [...]
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Noah Eastwood
Politics
by Noah Eastwood

Brexit… when life was more simple

By Noah Eastwood
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Remember the days when Brexit dominated the headlines and coronavirus was still a just scary Chinese thing? Well despite the entire world – let alone the [...]
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Noah Eastwood
Politics
by Noah Eastwood

Lukashenko fancy dress party might be over

By Noah Eastwood
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The last shreds of legitimacy for ‘Europe’s last dictator’, Alexander Lukashenko, is being called into question after he won the recent Belarussian election a little too [...]
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Noah Eastwood
Politics Society
by Noah Eastwood

It just gets worse for students

By Noah Eastwood
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It’s been a rough year for Covid Class of 2020 what with the closure of schools, universities, social spaces, and everything else in recent months. Haven’t [...]
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Noah Eastwood
Society
by Noah Eastwood

Killer Cola

By Noah Eastwood
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Coca-Cola, the world’s most famous drink after God’s own H2O, is (…drumroll please) full of sugar and will make you fat if you consume enough of [...]
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Noah Eastwood
Society
by Noah Eastwood

Big tech under fire

By Noah Eastwood
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Amazon, Apple and Facebook are facing sharp criticism from law makers in the United States over their business practices. Among the concerns are Google’s stealing content [...]
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Noah Eastwood
Society
by Noah Eastwood

On Your Bike!

By Noah Eastwood
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Britain, Europe’s fattest nation by far, is slowly coming to the realisation that having a population that resembles the space ship from WALL-E is an incredibly [...]
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Noah Eastwood
Politics
by Noah Eastwood

China gets the Marr treatment

By Noah Eastwood
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Things have been getting pretty tense between the UK and China recently. As we’ve already covered, China’s new security law in Hong Kong prompted the British [...]
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