Teenage intern discovers new planet: Welcome to Wolftopia
A teenager who was interning at NASA discovered a new planet on his third day of work. No word yet on whether he actually discovered a [...]
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Whining to Congress might save the Wine
On January 14th, the Trump administration will impose a 100 percent tariff on European luxury goods including handbags, cosmetics, cashmere sweaters and wine. Sound the alarm. [...]
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Ghosn ghosts an entire country
Carlos Ghosn is a French-Lebanese-Brazilian businessman who fled Japan to Lebanon via Turkey while out on bail. Talk about an international man of mystery. He’s kind [...]
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Squirrel Sex is Suddenly a Grey Area
The good news: male birth control has arrived. The bad news: it’s only for squirrels. Researchers are planning to spread infertility throughout the grey squirrel population [...]
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He’s Cheddar Off Without Them
Everything you learned from the film 'Ratatouille' is true (except the cooking rat part). French food reviewers are snooty and cruel. French chefs are one bad [...]
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Clearing the Air(bnb)
Recently, concerns have arisen about the safety of Airbnb. This is frankly shocking. After all, nothing should be safer than meeting a stranger online and deciding [...]
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ToTok or not ToTok, that is the question
ToTok is an Emirati messaging app that the UAE government is secretly using to spy on people. (You know, like that weird alias account your [...]
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Give me your ugly, your toothless, your hairy masses
Casting agencies in New Zealand are “desperately seeking” hairy, wrinkly and really short people. Apparently, it hasn’t occurred to them to look on the over 50s [...]
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Cue the Impeachment Parties (but only if they’re happening in Wine Caves)
Peaches haven’t been so relevant since Timothée Chalamet shagged one in Call Me By Your Name. Note: why was that scene so much more erotic than [...]
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Election Recap: Britain isn’t too sexy to vote for Tories
Over the past weeks, a growing number of Facebook users have re-uploaded their profile pics with the filter, “Don’t vote Tory, you’re too sexy!” Despite this [...]
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