Tik Tok-ed Off
The US Government is investigating the alleged security threat posed by the social media company, Tik Tok. Because there’s nothing more threatening to America than teenagers [...]
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Romancing the Stone
This week, Trump commuted the sentence of his longtime confidante Roger Stone. It was surprising and shocking and hard to believe. (However, it was not as [...]
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Another Day, Another Trump Exposé
Pretty much everyone in America has a creepy racist uncle. (Or a balding middle aged guy who’s clearly not a blood relation but the kids are [...]
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Justin Tru-don’t
Justin Trudeau is considering skipping the United States—Mexico—Canada Agreement (USMCA) summit this week. Apparently he’s too busy watching at-home yoga videos and trying to grow a [...]
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Trump’s Infinite Playlist
Even when you’re Donald Trump, you can’t always get what you want. That’s especially true when what you want involved playing the song “You Can’t Always [...]
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Poll-er Opposites
Biden is leading in the polls for this November. And if there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that a well-known establishment democrat who’s leading [...]
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Je ne sais what?
The Frenchman who sued his company because they gave him too little work has been awarded €50,000. This should be good news for him, but the [...]
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Sex, Drugs and CGI
What do sports, Hollywood and porn all have in common? (Besides the fact that Jackie Chan has excelled in all of them). According to a rep [...]
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Brexit’s Back, Alright
It’s unclear how much damage the Coronavirus will inflict on the UK economy, and Boris Johnson is understandably worried. That’s why he has a contingency plan. [...]
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Spacing Out
The US is sending astronauts into space from US soil for the first time in nine years. Things have finally gotten so bad on earth that [...]
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