Politics
Matt Hancock wants you to be one of his sims
In this technological age, where our fridges can write our shopping lists and social media algorithms are designed to predict our behaviour, one would think that the design of a track and trace app is child’s play. As it turns out, the British government appears to still be living in 1998, working on thicc laptops and phones with buttons on them [...]
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A very un-presidential debate
"Will you shut up man?" cried out the American people as arguably the worst presidential debate in the history of US politics took place on the 29th of September. With a little over 30 days now to go before the general election on the 3rd of November where Americans will stream to the voting booths, or in many cases vote via [...]
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Ol’ bait and switch
The UK has quietly changed the infamous withdrawal agreement agreed by the Johnson government in January to allow for Britain to exit the block and override some of its legal commitments such as on the Irish border and on foreign aid. Critics have been quick to accuse the government of breaking international law and the trust of EU allies. These are [...]
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Society
Matt Hancock wants you to be one of his sims
In this technological age, where our fridges can write our shopping lists and social media algorithms are designed to predict our behaviour, one would think that the design of a track and trace app is child’s play. As it turns out, the British government appears to still be living in 1998, working on thicc laptops and phones with buttons on them [...]
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Vaccination Nation
Once again, Russia have proven themselves to be true world leaders at the frontlines of progress and innovation. In a country that’s always been at the forefront of things like personal freedom, not imprisoning people for arbitrary reasons and upholding gay rights, you’d only expect them to be the first one’s to come up with a Coronavirus vaccine. The Russians were [...]
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It just gets worse for students
It’s been a rough year for Covid Class of 2020 what with the closure of schools, universities, social spaces, and everything else in recent months. Haven’t students suffered enough already? The UK government doesn’t seem to think so. That’s why their ‘standardisation model’ for deciding grades without, you know, the exam has seen 39% of students being downgraded, most of whom [...]
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Columns
Football’s new plastic fans
While football fans across Europe scrambled to justify which Bundesliga team they had in fact always supported, and fans across the UK forced themselves to watch German football without chanting for the destruction of “10 German bombers in the air”, it seems that the restart of the South Korean K-League has caught us all off guard. Similarly to games in the [...]
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Column: The Corona Coup
The coronavirus pandemic is redefining the relationship between ordinary people and the state in a way unprecedented in recent times. In some countries the law is changing drastically without so much as a vote. In the UK, the government passed a far-reaching emergency powers bill that has practically suspended liberty. One ‘libertarian’ MP was close to tears as he spoke on [...]
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The Prisoner of Downing Street
You could have been forgiven for failing to believe your eyes when the BBC News update popped up on mobile phone screens around the world ‘PM Boris Johnson tests positive for coronavirus and is self-isolating in Downing Street’. Surely if it really is as simple as washing your hands for at least twenty seconds and not touching your face, then it [...]
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